Yeah, yeah.. we know... you used to beat kids up for their coffee back in the day. Well, tough guy, here's how you can still intimidate suckas that be trying to peep your french roast. Fred & Friends bring you the FISTICUP Knuckleduster Mug... an ordinary mug that packs a little extra punch. Get it? Extra punch? Whatever, don't make me sock you. by Fred & Friends
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Just cuz it's a recession doesn't mean you can't look like a cash-rich baller. Get your pre-jail Bernie Madoff on with this wallet with a life like full color print that looks like a fat wad of hundred dollar bills held together with some good ol' double green rubber band action. Card slots and a bill fold on the inside like a regular wallet. Dolla dolla bills y'all! by Fred & Friends
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Some people stack money... I, on the other hand, tend to only stack dirty dishes on top of one another. Fred & Friends must have been spying on me cuz they totally jacked my steez with this fresh new coffee cup that looks like 3 little cups stacked on top of each other, but is really just one piece. Deceptive trickery!! by Fred & Friends
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You know, the latest thing. Because regular yellow Number 2’s are so yesterday. The New Black is all black — black graphite, black wood, black paint, black ferrule, black eraser, with ironic white imprints. by Fred & Friends
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Oh Snap! —somebody just went and TORE MY FREAKING USB CABLE IN HALF while it was still attached to my laptop! No — wait — sorry. That’s just my awesomely sneaky USB flash drive with 2-gig memory capacity. My bad. Nevermind. by Fred & Friends
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Do your keys have a yearning to become incognito mexican wrestlers and duke it out with eachother mono y mono? Make their dreams come true with these cool and cheap key caps that will not only help you distinguish your keys, but also to set up a battle royale among them. 2 keycaps in each pack! by Fred & Friends
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Hey, we all like to make it rain at clubs with wads of cash but even ballers are on a budget these days. That's why Fred & Friends have come up with this genius idea of creating confetti out of a $100 of real shredded cash. No, you can't glue it all back together and use it, but you CAN appear like the boss of all bosses when you shower any party-goer with this cash confetti. by Fred & Friends
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There never seems to be an appropriate enough knife for cake-cutting. One that shows how tough you are while maintaining quality slicing and dicing. All that ends here, as Fred & Friends hook you up with a veritable Table Saw to cut through all your problems (and cakes and lettuce and more). I hope you have a hearty laugh and a flannel shirt, cuz you'll need it with this thing. by Fred & Friends
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Old school meets new school with «REW!... a cool homage to the old Walkman era, when it was all about the cassette. These days things are better, except for those dangling earphone wires. No problem — «REW is here to wrangle those pesky cords and spool them in style. You just squeeze the cassette to expose the hub inside, wind your extra cord around the hub and pass each end of the cord through the holes at the top and bottom of the cassette. by Fred & Friends
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Some of us like to celebrate special occasions by lighting up more than just birthday candles, and for those of us there's LIT - a set of 8 birthday candles each made in the shape of a joint. Happy Doobie to You! by Fred & Friends
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Salt and pepper have long been natural table companions, but now they’re closer than ever.... and then can easily be split apart. This half salt/half pepper shaker sticks together (perfectly aligned with hidden magnets) and can be pulled apart very easily so each condiment can be used independently. Divide and Pepper! by Fred & Friends
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