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'China Mike' t-shirt

Even dogs think War is ridiculous. The little homie in this China Mike illustration is rocking his helmet, bullets & grenade and isn't looking too pleased about the whole situation. Our sentiments exactly. by Carrot
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'Definition' t-shirt

Some phenomena are so senseless that their mere definitions are the strongest sentiment against them. Carrot makes the most effective anti-war tee with a simple print of the DEFINITION OF WAR. Excerpts include: "In 2003, Nobel Laureate Richard E. Smalley identified war as the sixth (of ten) biggest problems facing the society of mankind for the next fifty years." / "War is a universal phenomenon whose form and scope is defined by the society that wages it" / "The conduct of war extends along a continuum, from the almost universal primitive local tribal warfare that began well before recorded human history, to wars between city states, nations, or empires." by Carrot
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Carrot x DG: 'Shareef' t-shirt

We always knew that Shareef don't like it... but it never hit us that Shareef was also the oppressive president of Iran. Our friends over at Carrot urged us to listen to the lyrics again.. and it checks out, so we teamed up on this dope new tee with them and here it is. Political statement plus Clash tribute all in one. SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT... ROCK THE CASBAH! by
Availability:White/XSWhite/SWhite/M~~White/LWhite/XL~~ Price: $28.00
Charcoal Velour hoodie

Oh snap, just looking at this makes me feel comfortable. Dark grey velour hoodie with no drawstrings and black satin lining on the inside of the hood, this one was made for ultimate chillaxing. The faux luxury logo of Carrot's crossed snakes in the shape of two C's is embroidered in a subtle black thread on the left chest, while the left sleeve bears a script quote from Benjamin Franklin, "There was never a good war or a bad peace." by Carrot
Availability:Charcoal/MCharcoal/L~~Charcoal/XL~~ Price: $60.00
Crossed C's mint zip-up hoodie

Carrot's eery, dripping snakes in the shape of crossed C's meet again in black ink on the front of this mint zip up hoodie with contrasting black zip, drawcords, inside hood lining and ribbing at the waist and sleeve cuffs. The back print lays down the gauntlet with a text print that reads "Don't give a f**k to hype, haters & shit talkers". Word to that. by
Availability:Mint/MMint/L~~Mint/XL~~ Price: $60.00
Hype t-shirt

'Carrot on a Stick' is an idiom that refers to a policy of offering a reward for making progress towards benchmarks or goals but not necessarily ever actually delivering. The original metaphor referred to a boy sitting on a cart being pulled by a donkey. The boy held a long stick to which a carrot had been tied, and he dangled the carrot in front of the donkey but just out of its reach. As the donkey moved forward to get the carrot, it pulled the cart—and the boy—so that the carrot always remained just out of reach as the cart moved forward. Sound familiar in this overhyped culture? CARROT CLOTHING says, "Don't give a fuck about Hype, Haters & Sh*t Talkers". Yeah, me neither. by Carrot
Availability:~~Black/S~~Black/M~~Black/LBlack/XL~~ Price: $30.00
Nature's Revenge t-shirt

So you thought humanity could keep raping and pillaging nature without some retaliation? Nature's Revenge is coming soon to a field or orchard near you. CARROT CLOTHING combine forces with LUDO in this artist series graphic that depicts a bunch of grapes still on the vine... but instead of soft fleshy fruit, hard fleshless skulls hang from the stems. You sow what you reap. by Carrot
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Mounting t-shirt

There are a lot of forms of torture that I don't agree with. This is not one of them. An X-nippled femme fatale gives a lucky gent a close-up view of her lady parts... that bastard probably isn't even a licensed doctor, damnit. by Carrot
Availability:Grey/S~~Grey/MGrey/LGrey/XL~~ Price: $30.00
Ben Brown t-shirt

Another insane graphic from their artist collection, this one is contributed by Ben Brown, who draws up a detailed skull among iconography like feathers, stars and clouds. The back print reads "CARPE DIEM QUAM MINIMUM CREDULA POSTERO" which is latin for "Seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future". I can dig it. by Carrot
Availability:White/SWhite/MWhite/LWhite/XL Price: $30.00
Fuck War t-shirt (white)

A collabo tee between CARROT CLOTHING and streetwear veterans X-LARGE... These two crews get together to say "FUCK WAR" and what better (and more vulgar) way to illustrate that point than to have X-Large's mascot ape beast literally deliver some boneage to the letters WAR dressed in a wig and high heels grasping a wad of cash in it's lipsticked mouth. How's that for a metaphor? Dope 7-Color Print! by Carrot
Availability:~~White/S~~White/MWhite/LWhite/XL Price: $30.00
Fuck War t-shirt (black)

A collabo tee between CARROT CLOTHING and streetwear veterans X-LARGE... These two crews get together to say "FUCK WAR" and what better (and more vulgar) way to illustrate that point than to have X-Large's mascot ape beast literally deliver some boneage to the letters WAR dressed in a wig and high heels grasping a wad of cash in it's lipsticked mouth. How's that for a metaphor? Dope 7-Color Print! by Carrot
Availability:Black/S~~Black/M~~Black/LBlack/XL Price: $30.00
Felines by Rick Marr t-shirt

Nice pussy. Both of you. Sorry, I had to go that route... It's not even that I thought it was funny, its more the principle of the matter. In any case, famed photographer Rick Marr get generous with his portfolio and shares this photo with us via a collaboration with Carrot Clothing. Check more of his flicks over at LaterForYou.com ! by Carrot
Availability:White/S~~White/MWhite/LWhite/XLWhite/2XL~~ Price: $36.00
Streaking t-shirt

I feel like I should definitely know where this image is from because it's so ridiculous that it belongs in my repertoire of random references, but unfortunately my rolodex of ridicule is coming up empty. Regardless, this black and white capture of a streaking bow-tied gentleman with a guitar case in hand, is topped off with lyrics from Bad Religion's "Hooray", which can double as good general life advice: "Can you imagine for a second doing anything just cuz you want to, well, that's just what I do so hooray for me." We're goin' streaking through the quad and then to the gymnasium. Come on everybody! Come on! Snoop! Snoop-a-loop! by Carrot
Availability:~~White/SWhite/MWhite/LWhite/XL~~White/2XL Price: $36.00
Carrot & Stick t-shirt

'Carrot & Stick' refers to a policy of offering a combination of rewards and punishment usually used by dictators of all ilk to induce behavior in the unwitting populace that they oversee. By reconfiguring raw human bones dislocated from their natural assignments to spell out the name of this technique, Carrot remind us of that the victims of this type of unwelcome unconscious mind control are very real people just like you and me. by Carrot
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Night Vision t-shirt

Against a huge full moon in the black t-shirt sky, ghostly letters ascend and drift into formation to read "IMPROVE YOUR NIGHT VISION", while a much smaller text towards the bottom reveal the perscription for this order, "SKATE IN TOTAL DARKNESS". by Carrot
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